Laser Television 24 Jan 2008 09:44 pm

Laser TV: 10 Things You Need to Know

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The Top 10 Things You Need to Know About Laser TV

10. Immediately close any Laser TV article that references Austin Powers, frickin’ laser beams, or sharks, the author does not know what they are writing about.

9. You cannot buy a Laser TV yet, and nobody knows the exact release date.

8. Laser TV can harm you (if you crack open the cabinet and stare directly into the laser engine).

7. Laser light is the purest and brightest light source.

6. There are no specs available for Laser TV videophiles. Wake up Mitsubishi.

5. Mitsubishi’s LaserTV will probably cost around $5,000.

4. Porn displayed on a Laser TV will be disturbingly realistic.

3. Laser TV will pave the way for stereoscopic 3-D TV programming.

2. Laser TV can produce “90% of what the human eye can see.” This means it has a damn nice picture.

1. Laser TV is not an Australian invention. The last innovative thing to come out of Australia was Men at Work.

2 Responses to “Laser TV: 10 Things You Need to Know”

  1. on 02 Apr 2008 at 12:33 am 1.James said …

    “The last innovative thing to come out of Australia was Men at Work”
    Check this:
    Australia has developed way more technologies than the US. Here are a few of the more famous Australian inventions - the first successful bionic ear, the first successful bionic heart, synthetic skin, the heart pacemaker, the cure to stomach ulcers, the cervical cancer vaccine, mechanical refrigeration, airfoils and the first successful heavier than air flight (Hargraves not the Wright Brothers, who developed the first powered heavier than air flight), the worlds first antibiotic penicillin (Florey not Fleming, who was a fraud), the electric drill, the orbital internal combustion engine (rotary car engine), the xerox machine ( the world’s first photocopier), the combine harvester and most farm machinery, the solar water heater and most solar technologies, the rotary lawn mower, the first successful cloud seeding to make rain, the atomic absorbtion spectrometer, the first post office letter sorting machine, the first successful scramjet, etc etc etc.

  2. on 02 Apr 2008 at 4:51 pm 2.LaserTV said …

    James, please Google the word “sarcasm.”

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